I hiked for a couple of days with a sweet older man named Pidgeon, who has a talent for singing the National Anthem and telling dirty jokes.
Here’s one of the cleaner ones:
Three guys go to a baseball game. They are used to cussing and yelling at the umpire, but when they get the stadium, they see that their seats are right behind three nuns. Great, they say, now we can’t cuss. Maybe if we get them irritated, they’ll leave.
So one guy says, “I’m thinking about moving to Ohio, I hear there are only 500 Catholics there.”
Next guy says, “Yeah, well I’m thinking about moving to Utah, I hear there are only 300 Catholics there.”
Third guy says, “I’m thinking of moving to Montana, I hear there are only 100 Catholics there.”
One of the nuns turns around and says to him, “Why don’t you go to Hell? There are no Catholics there.”
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