Richard I, from New York City.
Question: You claim to be on the Appalachian Trail and yet your blog updates frequently, which is impossible. Liar! You are really still in Portland watching Star Trek and eating Voodoo Doughnuts.
Answer: Well, that is actually a statement and not a question, so I am unsure of how to respond. Suffice to say, I type up my blog posts and then put them on a time release system so they don’t all publish at once.
And I would kindly ask you to not out me on my Star Trek addiction.

