As you may know, there is a myth that menstrual blood attracts bears, wand therefore women should not go hiking during their periods. Not true. Bears are not attracted to blood, but who is attracted to blood? Sharks. This had led me to the creation of the bear-shark. Women on their periods should beware. Men should beware, too, because you never know what to expect from a bear-shark. In fact, everyone, everywhere should be be very, very afraid of the bear-shark.
Bear-shark is wily and dangerous
There is also this bear-shark that I like as well.
Bear-shark in Carebear style
I haven’t decided which one I like better. Votes? I’m thinking of making this a t-shirt.
